This is not an entirely serious post: I am deciding which dark lord deserves the most publicity- Lord Voldemort, or Sauron the Deceiver.
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| Voldemort- Business man Aims: To eradicate "mudbloods", conquer the Muggle world, and grow hair. AKA: Tom Marvolo Riddle. Do Mention: Who needs hair anyway? Do not mention: So what did your father do for a living? |
| Eye of Sauron Aims: To retake possession of his ring, his body, his glasses and the world. Do mention: DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH Do Not Mention: but grandma, what big eyes you've got! |
| Past appearance of Voldemort |
| Past appearance of Sauron |
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| One of Voldemort's soldiers |
| One of Sauron's soldiers |
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| Sauron's trusted Servant |
| Voldemort's trusted servant |
| Cause of Voldemort's Death |
| Cause of Sauron's Death |
| Source of Voldemort's Power |
| Source of Sauron's power |
P.S I am not serious, I just want a laugh- if you argue:
a) You have no sense of humour
b) You have no life.
It's nothing personal.
