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Showing posts with label Dark Lord. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dark Lord. Show all posts

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Why The Dark Knight Rises will be Epic (or not)

If you've read even half my posts, you may have gathered that I'm quite a fan of Christopher Nolan (although not quite to the extent that you might think), a veritable Orson Welles among Batman film directors (his other films deserve credit as well though). Therefore I am naturally very excited about his next film, The Dark Knight Rises, out on the 20th of July. So here are five reasons why it's going to be good:

1) Tom Hardy - I initially thought that was an odd choice to play Bane, since I'd always thought of Hardy as the suave British guy from Inception. How can Bane be suave? That doesn't make any sense. But when I heard he was in Bronson and Warrior, it started to make sense. And he actually put on some extra muscle to play the part too, so he ought to be suitably bulky to play Bane, yet I'm sure he'll give the character his own unique twist. He may just be the first good Bane ever to grace the screen (except maybe the Bane from Batman: The Animated Series, which was pretty good).

2) Hans Zimmer - In case you haven't heard his soundtracks for Christopher Nolan's previous films, I shall say that they fit each of the films perfectly, and are in fact good songs just on there own. I can't really phrase Zimmer's composing abilities enough so I won't try to, I'll just say that they're good.

3) Inception - Well if his last film was good, surely his next one will be too? Okay, maybe not. But nonetheless, I can hope.

4) Anne Hathaway - On IMDb, it describes Hathaway's trademark as 'sassy, free-spirited women who attempt to remain independent', which pretty much fits her role as Catwomen. Besides, she can't be worse than Halle Berry (Catwoman, 2004).

5) The Prologue - The first six minutes of the film were released a few months back, so I read a review of it which seemed pretty positive. Overall reception is good (although not great), so can the rest of the film really be much worse?


Well... perhaps. Because there are some things the film has got going against it. Here are a few of them:


1) Heath Ledger - In my opinion, the two best single things about The Dark Knight were the the Joker and the soundtrack. Now, without Heath Ledger as the Joker, it's all down to Hans Zimmer to serve up a stellar soundtrack, but that won't make the film great on it's own. I can only hope that Tom Hardy is a suitable replacement villain.


2) The Trailer - The trailer was pretty poorly received by critics, but to be honest this factor can be ignored because the prologue provides much more detailed information.


3) The Ending - No matter what they do with the ending, it won't work. If Batman dies, it will be the end of that continuity and many people will be annoyed. If Bane dies, it will be too simple. If Catwoman dies, it will be a cliche. If no one dies, it will be too happy for such a dark series.


4) The Bat... thing - How can they possibly explain this? Seriously, when I saw that all the film's realism and grittiness died. Just look at it. Admittedly, it looks good for what it is, but really.


What do I personally think? To be honest, I expect it to be the worst of the trilogy. I know that's going against pretty much everything I said to begin with, but it's true. I just can not see the setup they've got working.



-PWN-

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Dark Lords (Part Two - The Collector vs. Darth Sidious)

Hey readers, following on from JAFHR's earlier post, I've decided to make my own view on who my favourite Dark Lord/ Evil Villain is. In case you didn't know(haven't read my Introduction), I am a huge fan of The PS3 game Little Big Planet. As with most role-playing-games, there is a villain who you have to defeat. In Little Big Planet, he is called The Collector. I will also be comparing him to the other Dark Lord on our poll; Darth Sidious...


The Collector


The Collector- Sackpeople hater
Aims: To capture all of the sackpeople and take over the world
Do Mention: Almost no Sackpeople except Sackboy left; Able to set things on fire/electrify
Don't Mention: Doesn't look scary at all


Darth Sidious



Darth Sidious- Grandpa
AKA: Emperor Palpatine
Aims: keep control of the galaxy, learn the full power of the  Dark side of the force,  find an anti-ageing lotion.
Do mention: The youths these days have no respect...
Don't mention: Hey, I've got your false teeth!



Past Appearance of The Collector                                          Past appearance of Darth Sidious


One of The Collectors soldiers                                                   One of Darth Sidious' soldiers

The Collectors trusted servant                                                  Darth Sidious' trusted servant




Cause of The Collectors death                                                     Cause of Darth Sidious' death

                                             

The Collectors source of power                                                Darth Sidious' source of power






As You can see, the ultimate, uncontested winner is...


THE COLLECTOR!!!


Feel free to leave Comments!
-JHWW-

PS: This is completely biased

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Dark Lords (Part One - Voldemort vs. Sauron)

Hello.
This is not an entirely serious post: I am deciding which dark lord deserves the most publicity- Lord Voldemort, or Sauron the Deceiver.
         


Voldemort- Business man
Aims: To eradicate "mudbloods", conquer the Muggle world, and grow hair.
AKA: Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Do Mention: Who needs hair anyway?
Do not mention: So what did your father do for a living?
Eye of Sauron
Aims: To retake possession of his ring, his body, his glasses and the world.
Do mention: DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
Do Not Mention: but grandma, what big eyes you've got!






Past appearance of Voldemort
Past appearance of Sauron



One of Voldemort's soldiers
One of Sauron's soldiers




Sauron's trusted Servant







Voldemort's trusted servant
Cause of Voldemort's Death




Cause of Sauron's Death




Source of Voldemort's Power

Source of Sauron's power
Sauron is the uncontested Winner! Go back to teaching, Voldy...
P.S I am not serious, I just want a laugh- if you argue:
a) You have no sense of humour
b) You have no life.
It's nothing personal.