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Welcome to theopinionatedinternet.blogspot.com, a whirling hotpot of political opinion, poetry, prose, philosophy, reviewing, and other assorted wild ramblings! Here you will find: PWN, Grand Reviewer and assistant thinker; JAFHR, head of Philosophy, Literature, and Ambassador for France; JHWW, critic/comic materialist; and iTech, computer technician, pilot-in-the-making and co-politician. Fare Thee Well!


Pour les Francophones

Cher Lecteur/lectrice,
Nous vous souhaitons la bienvenue A notre blog, L'Internet Dogmatique. Vous trouverez ici tout votre bonheur- Literature, Philosophie, Politique, Revues, Technologie... Par dessus tout, vous trouverez des opinions. Ne manquez pas a publiez le votre!
Pour rendre tout cet Anglais lisible, traduisez simplement cette page en utilisant le gadget que vous trouverez sur votre droite, un peu en bas. Nous regrettons que cette traduction est rarement exacte; il serait peut-etre plus sage d'utiliser ce blog pour pratiquer votre Anglais.
Bien le Bonjour, Messires et Demoiselles,
JAFHR, le Fou Francophone.

Showing posts with label JHWW. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JHWW. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Android vs. iOS...



Or...


Okay, first thing to say is that there is no correct answer to this, so no hate comments (JAFHR).
Second, I'm not a techie so for those of you looking at the sophisticated stuff, sorry but you'll have to look elsewhere, hence...
Third, is that I will try to make this as simple as possible...

Android

Pros:

Wide variety of handsets
Generally chepaer than iOS (lowest prices can be even £30)
Widgets (extremely useful)
Removable battery and SD Card (don't actually know what the latter really is but have a fair idea)
Live wallpapers
Mobile Payment (again not sure what it really is)

Cons:

Android market is worse than iOS App Store
Harder to use than iOS
Doesn't have Siri
Only handset looks and feels better than most Android ones

Similarly,

iOS

Pros:

Has better apps than any others
Easier to use than Android
Has Siri
Touchscreen feels better (maybe just me)
Has cooler phone cases

Cons:

Far too expensive for something with similar features to Android
Battery not removable, and no SD Card slot
Only one handset
No widgets/Live wallpapers
Must sync with iTunes for music etc. (very confusing and not much use)
More likely to have it stolen by a thief

Result:

Well, it really depends. If you prefer ease of use, apps, and Siri (which is amazing), get iOS. If you prefer not getting ripped off, having more and better features that when used are very helpful, then get Android. If you just want a phone that functions as a phone, then get a brick phone.

Please feel free to comment below...

As always JHWW.







Friday, May 18, 2012

Time Travel - Possible or Impossible? (Phase 1, Part 1 - Forwards or Backwards?)

Today, we often ask or wonder whether it is really possible to travel through the 4th dimension. We've all seen films, etc. where the plot is set some way off in the future, and inevitably from this there will be a scene about time travel. Many interpret a time travelling machine as a box of some sort, with buttons and a lever to take you to your specific date.
Yet is there any truth behind all this? Scientists and physicists often get into heated debates about such matters. But this is not why I'm here, so JAFHR, if you want a debate, then read no further.
The reason why I'm here then, is to explain my views of such matters. I have personally promised to JAFHR that when I build a time machine, he can have the first human go on it.
Anyway, back to my views then. First, and crucially, I deem it very nearly impossible to time-travel backwards, i.e. to the past. The very tiny part of me that thinks it is possible only thinks that we can go back for at most two or three seconds into the past. In my views, there are to ways to go back, but neither will be able to go back far enough. The first reason is this. It has been scientifically proven that time is affected by gravity. A clock capable of keeping time extremely accurately is also affected by this. So then if you put one clock underneath another, each exactly synced with each other, each atomic, and losing only nanoseconds of time in millions of years, the one underneath will be about a second behind the one on top after billions and billions of years. Then, this form of travelling backwards is practically useless as after waiting for so long, it is only possible to go back seconds.
The other form of travelling backwards involves a substance/thing/theorem that while has strong arguments to prove its existence, isn't actually something that we know and have seen for certain. As explained by Kjartan Poskitt- you may remember I dedicated a poem to him earlier-in his book about the galaxy, if you take a large clock, a man called Sid, and a black hole, it can explain the second way to time travel backwards. Here is the diagram explained:

                         

A Black Hole (supposedly)
 The arrows denote that Sid moves towards the black hole. Now there are three steps:

1: Stand well back from the black hole (this is why a large clock is needed)
A man called Sid holding a large clock

2: Tell Sid to walk towards the Black hole. You will see that as he walks towards it, the time gradually slows down, and comes to a halt when Sid is on the edge of the black hole.
3: Say goodbye to Sid forever...
 


Ehh?








That useful diagram over, perhaps now you can see that if we stop time by moving towards a black hole, there is definitely potential to somehow use this to go back in time, although it is more likely that we would go forward using this mode, as if you wait for a few minutes in the proximity of a black hole, then move outwards, then it is possible that when you go outwards, time will be ahead of you and thus it means going forward in time.

This then, hopefully brings me onto my main, most crucial point in that time travel is only possible forward. We've just seen here that in using the power that a black hole possesses, we can potentially move backwards, i.e. when we walk towards a black hole, we see what was there years ago. And as initially mentioned, this is hardly useful at all, unless we build a society directly identical to ours and visit it.
So because of this, it is really only easier to travel forwards and thus that is why I think that time travel forwards will be invented (hopefully by me) before time travel backwards. 

So now though, one question remains- how is it possible forwards then? Well one option is the black hole but if we get near enough to a black hole for time to be affected, we will already have been sucked into its core by its huge gravitational field. What happens after we get sucked in is anybody's guess but some believe that that could possibly be a way to time travel.

A more easier method though, is to use another means- one that is possible by all means, in that it has been done before, but not with humans. Naturally, as with all things associated with space and sci-fi, I'm talking about travelling at light speed. Some years back, scientists managed to send a beam of light from one corner of a room to another corner of the room. Whether this is possible with humans is still debatable, but many believe that one day this will happen, as do I, and only when this is possible is it possible to travel forwards in time, so hopefully somewhere in our generation. Let me explain:

Setting: 17th May 2022. 

JHWW has just invented a vehicle that travels at the speed of light. His best friend has just had a baby boy  and they are there to wave him off as he steps into his vehicle. All over the world this is being broadcasted, but still there is a look of utmost calm on JHWW's face. The videos do not follow JHWW inside his vehicle as JHWW has publicly stated that if anything goes wrong he wants nobody to know how he has built his vehicle in case somebody wants to replicate it and gets badly hurt. On a loudspeaker, JHWW counts down from ten to the time he presses the button. 9...8...7... The crowd are biting their nails, some are even fainting, but JHWW's calm voice spurs them on. 2...1... And just like that, the vehicle is gone...

End of Part 1...



Thank you all for reading, and remember all comments are welcome- unlike JAFHR I won't be looking to argue, instead I will respect any ideas you have, and may even incorporate them into Part 2 of Time travel: Possible or Impossible coming in mid- June 2012...

Until then,

-JHWW-


Wednesday, April 4, 2012

A Busy Day

Greetings; 'tis I, JAFHR.
I have a few announcements to make.
  • I have a couple of websites to advertise:
  1. I have just made a blog, named thefolkloristslair.blogspot.com, which is a repertoire of my arcane folkloric knowledge;
  2. Catholicfire.blogspot.com, which I strongly recommend for religious nuts like me.
  3. leblognadel.over-blog.com, which I include as a sort of joke as it's in French. It's the blog of Gilles William Goldnadel, a politician whom I frequently quote from.
  • Secondly, I would like to present my brother, whom you will know as Pimbear. Pimbear is fond of Horror stories and other cool pieces of literature (he mentions H.P.Lovecraft and Tolkien); he is also fond of bears, and, although he is not going to sound as mad as I am, he has the potential.


  • Lastly, I would warn you all that JHWW is going to be back and blogging by Easter. He probably doesn't know when that is, so you have time to BRACE YOURSELVES!
Beware the Cheeseman...
Cordially,


Pimbear
JAFHR

Thursday, March 22, 2012

The Absence of a Twerp

Dear All,
JHWW has asked me to tell you that his absence in the past few weeks is due to his 'abstaining from Blogging', his Lenten resolution. Sadly, he will soon be back and active. 'Brace yourselves' says he...
JAFHR
Beware the Cheeseman...

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Dark Lords (Part Two - The Collector vs. Darth Sidious)

Hey readers, following on from JAFHR's earlier post, I've decided to make my own view on who my favourite Dark Lord/ Evil Villain is. In case you didn't know(haven't read my Introduction), I am a huge fan of The PS3 game Little Big Planet. As with most role-playing-games, there is a villain who you have to defeat. In Little Big Planet, he is called The Collector. I will also be comparing him to the other Dark Lord on our poll; Darth Sidious...


The Collector


The Collector- Sackpeople hater
Aims: To capture all of the sackpeople and take over the world
Do Mention: Almost no Sackpeople except Sackboy left; Able to set things on fire/electrify
Don't Mention: Doesn't look scary at all


Darth Sidious



Darth Sidious- Grandpa
AKA: Emperor Palpatine
Aims: keep control of the galaxy, learn the full power of the  Dark side of the force,  find an anti-ageing lotion.
Do mention: The youths these days have no respect...
Don't mention: Hey, I've got your false teeth!



Past Appearance of The Collector                                          Past appearance of Darth Sidious


One of The Collectors soldiers                                                   One of Darth Sidious' soldiers

The Collectors trusted servant                                                  Darth Sidious' trusted servant




Cause of The Collectors death                                                     Cause of Darth Sidious' death

                                             

The Collectors source of power                                                Darth Sidious' source of power






As You can see, the ultimate, uncontested winner is...


THE COLLECTOR!!!


Feel free to leave Comments!
-JHWW-

PS: This is completely biased

Thursday, January 26, 2012

My Favourite Poem

Hi, readers, as JAFHR posted one of his poems, I am here to show you my favourite poem:

"The Moon is just a big potato floating in the sky;
and little men from outer space are often passing by
sometimes when they're hungry they may eat a bit for dinner;
that's why the moon is sometimes fat and other times it's thinner."

by: Kjartan Poskitt

Friday, January 20, 2012

Greetings from JHWW

Hey all readers, JHWW speaking (If you must now my real name, well you can't have it). Despite what JAFHR said about us being deities, this is not true, just see us as the co-creators of this blog, and enjoy our posts. You will find me not deranged, unlike JAFHR, not like PWN and write annoyingly long, boring blogposts, and not like iTech, who won't let me reveal his real name (well actually I didn't give you mine earlier, but you'll see my name at the bottom of this post). You'll find me as the one with the urge to disagree with what is said on this blog, especially ideas surrounding philosophy. If you want to know about myself, my hobbies include collecting beerbottletops, and playing Little Big Planet on PS3. I have a fear of rollercoasters and when I was younger, pelicans. I am allergic to bananas, and some types of cat, and have a double joint in my ankle. Enjoy reading this bog, and as one last message,
I like cheese