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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Dark Lords (Part Two - The Collector vs. Darth Sidious)

Hey readers, following on from JAFHR's earlier post, I've decided to make my own view on who my favourite Dark Lord/ Evil Villain is. In case you didn't know(haven't read my Introduction), I am a huge fan of The PS3 game Little Big Planet. As with most role-playing-games, there is a villain who you have to defeat. In Little Big Planet, he is called The Collector. I will also be comparing him to the other Dark Lord on our poll; Darth Sidious...


The Collector


The Collector- Sackpeople hater
Aims: To capture all of the sackpeople and take over the world
Do Mention: Almost no Sackpeople except Sackboy left; Able to set things on fire/electrify
Don't Mention: Doesn't look scary at all


Darth Sidious



Darth Sidious- Grandpa
AKA: Emperor Palpatine
Aims: keep control of the galaxy, learn the full power of the  Dark side of the force,  find an anti-ageing lotion.
Do mention: The youths these days have no respect...
Don't mention: Hey, I've got your false teeth!



Past Appearance of The Collector                                          Past appearance of Darth Sidious


One of The Collectors soldiers                                                   One of Darth Sidious' soldiers

The Collectors trusted servant                                                  Darth Sidious' trusted servant




Cause of The Collectors death                                                     Cause of Darth Sidious' death

                                             

The Collectors source of power                                                Darth Sidious' source of power






As You can see, the ultimate, uncontested winner is...


THE COLLECTOR!!!


Feel free to leave Comments!
-JHWW-

PS: This is completely biased

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  1. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    Absolutely right!!! LBP is awesome

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  2. JAFHRFebruary 10, 2012 at 9:57 PM

    You didn't biase this enough- Darth Sidious seems better. We've officially banned each other from commenting on our own posts- and we'll delete the comments of anyone who isn't signed in.

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