Yes, I've taken to naming my introductions after 21st novels. I guess I ought to explain a little about myself before starting to write proper content. Why 'Life of Pie'? I don't know, I like pie. So here's all I'm saying about myself, it's a kinda pie of information. No, no, I'm sorry. That was a terrible simile. Anyway, here it is the 'pie':
1) My initials are PWN. I'll let you guess my middle name.
2) I am a real person.
3) I go to some kind of school.
4) My favorite animal is the elephant.
5) My favorite colour* is beige.
6) *Yes, I'm English.
7) My favorite films are 'The Dark Knight' and 'Inception'.
8) My favorite game used to be Minecraft but now it's Supreme Commander (this will change every month or so).
9) On Youtube, I like watching the Yogscast, Nostalgia Critic and Totalbiscuit.
10) I will never release such boring information again.
3) I go to some kind of school.
4) My favorite animal is the elephant.
5) My favorite colour* is beige.
6) *Yes, I'm English.
7) My favorite films are 'The Dark Knight' and 'Inception'.
8) My favorite game used to be Minecraft but now it's Supreme Commander (this will change every month or so).
9) On Youtube, I like watching the Yogscast, Nostalgia Critic and Totalbiscuit.
10) I will never release such boring information again.
WILLIAM!
ReplyDeleteCome on, you can think of a more entertaining middle name than that. How about Wesley?
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