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Pour les Francophones

Cher Lecteur/lectrice,
Nous vous souhaitons la bienvenue A notre blog, L'Internet Dogmatique. Vous trouverez ici tout votre bonheur- Literature, Philosophie, Politique, Revues, Technologie... Par dessus tout, vous trouverez des opinions. Ne manquez pas a publiez le votre!
Pour rendre tout cet Anglais lisible, traduisez simplement cette page en utilisant le gadget que vous trouverez sur votre droite, un peu en bas. Nous regrettons que cette traduction est rarement exacte; il serait peut-etre plus sage d'utiliser ce blog pour pratiquer votre Anglais.
Bien le Bonjour, Messires et Demoiselles,
JAFHR, le Fou Francophone.

Showing posts with label Water. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Water. Show all posts

Monday, January 30, 2012

Gilbert and Sullivan, and the Peak District


Inside the Opera House

In the summer of every year in the town of Buxton in the Peak district, the Gilbert and Sullivan festival runs from the end of July to the middle of August.  It is set in the recently restored (and very beautiful) Buxton Opera House, in the heart of a town the history of which dates back to the Romans.  Now, with the recent trend on this blog towards useful articles, those of you opposed to classical music (proper music, but that's another discussion altogether!) will wonder in what way this is helpful.  If you don't care about comedy, opera or acting whatsoever - it isn't.   Returning to the topic in hand, Gilbert and Sullivan wrote highly amusing and (even over 100 years on) in some ways politically cutting comic opera (light opera, operetta, whatever you wish to call it) which is often referred to in all walks of culture.  For example, Tom Lehrer's "The Elements" (doubtless on Youtube) is set to the tune of "I am the very model of a Modern Major General" (probably also on YouTube) which is from the Pirates of Penzance.  In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, G&S pervades culture to this day.  What's more, if you do go to the G&S Buxton Festival you will also find many attractions in the town.  Part of the opera house is a small greenhouse, which I think is Victorian.  This contains a few interesting specimins.  There are the Pavilion Gardens opposite and a small bandstand.  In Roman times, the town was famous for its thermal baths.  While there are no baths currently open at the moment, plans are, I believe afoot to build some.  A very short stroll down the road from the Opera House is St Ann's Spring, which is the source for Buxton Mineral Water, sold across the country.  It is free to drink
from and fill bottles from.
St Ann's Spring
Also the town is nestled in the Peak District National Park, a beautiful area for walking.  If you prefer cycling, however, prepare for some hills!  Or you could visit the town of Bakewell, the home of Bakewell Tarts.  From my visit there are about four or five shops all of which claim to have the "original" recipe.  Frankly, it shows how varied recipes can be.  The Peaks are a beautiful place to spend a week or even a weekend/long weekend, and while there it is a perfect oppurtunity to soak up some culture in the form of light opera.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

An Old Sailor's Rhyme

Good day. Well I told you I'd publish a poem: here goes...

Come hither,lad,and hark to what I say;
A sailor proud you say you'd wish to be?
On fisher's boats you've sailed many a day,
and know the wind,the fish,the boat,the sea-
Or think you do-for,lad,the fickle sea
is changing as the seasons or the moon;
she casts down those who would her master be,
to those who fear she grants her precious boon.



Are you one of those high men who would say
that she is nought but brine and wind and rain?
If so,my lad,you'd spend many a day
with not a breath of wind or a fish slain;
the sun would beat upon your weary face,
and at your great expense the fish would laugh;
you'd come back ruined from the sorry place
you thought to tame- 'twas she who quelled your heart.

But is she truly fairer to us men
who know and fear her fickle changing moods?
A thousand winds and rainstorms she has sent
our way,and ever we do hear the cackle crude
that is the wind-a wind that blesses us
or curses on a whim,while fish may ne'er
be caught within our traps,unless She trusts
that we deserve,and grants them to our snare?

Lad,you have ne'er been caught within her storms
of anger, you have ne'er been subject to
her fits of cackling laughter,cold and warm,
pondered your fate,without a hint or clue.
You've ne'er looked out across obsidian seas
and seen but grey,the land obscured by mist,
while overhead the darker clouds soared free,
like great black ships firing their hail, and whisk'd
aloft by howling swirling winds that ripp'd
at cloth,and sail,and rope,and hands,and soul.
Your little coracle has never tripp'd
through waves thrice greater than the foremast whole;
those tow'ring waves that toss your structure frail
about,as though it was a toy to use,
have ne'er crashed down their mass 'neath thrashing sail,
or caus'd even your mind to shatter loose.
A sailor must not fear the shade of death,
for,when the wind is stronger than the mast
and when the bucking boat threatens to sink,
a sailor must be wary 'till the last,
and never for an instant fear to think
that he may die at sea,far from his world.
A sailor is resolved that ev'ry trip
from home may be the last thing in this world
he ever does,and that the sea could rip
his breath away and take him for her own.

So, lad, be you of stout resolve to sail
that liquid temptress,'neath a mourning sky?
If so, you have my blessing,and my frail boat,
and,if one stormy night you were to die,
you have my warning- now be free and float!
-JAFHR-